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You did a thing



Gotta stay high all my life


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I miss you and I hate myself for that.


WATSONS


My cousin Tate is cracking me up

While we are going to “spy” on my sisters birthday party he says: “I’ll get the girls, you get the men”

Lmao I’ve never told him shit and he just knows


somedayinjakarta:

behindtheburqa:

LADY GAGA - VMA’S 2009, REHEARSALS & PERFORMANCE

Me on Monday, me on Friday

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My little cousin and I were playing soccer at my moms and this is what happened

Tate: let’s go through the back door
Me: that’s what she said
Tate: don’t you mean that’s what he said?
Me: lmao why?
Tate: cuz he’s a guy

Lmao he’s 4 years old ladies and gentleman


wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

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This little bitch cracks me up

This little bitch cracks me up


I don’t want to live in my dreams where you seem to show up unannounced to ruin my reality as I awake.


theletterkilleth:

majormitchmajor:

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

wuttttt dying

I really doubt that that panda is capable of operating the exit door and directing other passengers to it.


unamusedsloth:

Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.

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