jokeovaromantic

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Gaga’s effects on me and my friends

i-luv-ms-gaga:

putyourpawzup:

When there’s a Gaga song on the radio

me:

my friends:

When she tweets

me:

my friends:

When Gaga’s on television

me:

my friends:

When there’s a new music video

me:

my friends:

 hehehehe i <3 gaga!

gaga <3

Gaaahhhdddd. I&#8217;m in love him. :)

Gaaahhhdddd. I’m in love him. :)

I can honestly say

This is the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life :).

Dimes

Pennies, nickels, and dimes Quarters, dollars, and times Spent on what never matters For Life’s shitty platters To fight and fight so hard And yet feel like a foolish guard For something that used to be sacred And now has become overrated What used to be the gift of life Has become wounded with a knife Into the thoughts of all your friends Broken by the ties we hoped to mend

An excerpt from my book

Chapter 1

I’m A Stitch Away From Making It And A Scar Away From Falling Apart

“I’ve never seen a girl with so many problems.” - Andy Warhol

I suppose it’s time I start telling this story before it’s forgotten. Most stories start from the beginning and work their ways to the end, but I’m not going to start from the beginning. Instead I plan on telling this story in the middle, starting from where everything went wrong. If you are reading this, then you must be patient. You must be careful. You must watch your back. 

This is a story about me. This is a story about you. This is a story about all the people you know, and all the people you wish you knew. This is a story about strangers, about lovers, about friends, and even about haters. This is a story of mixture and confusion. This isn’t a love story. This is a life story. An account by me, Boss. I’m sure people will think I’m crazy when they hear the truths I am going to tell and they’ll probably be angry when they hear the lies I will spread. Slander really is such a useful tool at times. This account is mostly about conflicting moments, love, sex, drugs, betrayal, lies, perception, and pretty much anything else you could think about. It’s pretty much your life just as much as it is my life. It’s a universal story for the ages. You’ll see yourself before you even realize who you are. Don’t be scared. It’s only a story.

You could consider me a modern day Edie Sedgwick only in male form. I’m probably not as tragic as some people think, but I’m pretty sure I don’t care what people think. I’m just on a path of destruction, trying to mend the broken parts of my life. You can join me, or just step aside. I really don’t have time for people who can’t make up their mind. I’ll promise you this though, I will do my best to make sure you understand me. I’ll try my hardest to make sure you don’t feel like you’re alone, like you don’t have to be hated, because I love you and I’ll keep loving you. As long as you’re in my life, I’ll keep a space open in my heart for you-all of you. 

I guess if I’m going to start from the middle, I should go back and tell you about how everything happened. It all started about three years ago in high school……………./////////////////////////////

BAAAAAAHHH

Me: This is unacceptable in today’s society.

Gregory: What?

Me: Being a fugly slut!

Called @jokeovaromantic a bitch, and dat mutha fucka punched me in da mutha fuckin eye.
Gregory
deathondarkwings:

He is ravishing.

deathondarkwings:

He is ravishing.

When I leave Arkansas headed to wherever,

I wanna try to find Mr. Right, I’m through with Mr. Right Now.

meandmunro:

I do. 

meandmunro:

I do.